FOUND IN KITCHENS

Clean enough to be healthy
but dirty enough to be happy
 
Kitchen closed – – this chick has had it!
 
Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!!
 
So this isn’t Home Sweet Home
Adjust!
 
Ring Bell for Maid Service.
If no answer do it yourself!

I clean house every other day.
Today is the other day!

If you write in the dust,
please don’t date it!
 
~~ I would cook dinner but I can’t find the can opener! ~~

My house was clean last week,
too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

I came,
I saw,
I decided
to order
take out

If you don’t like my standards of cooking.
Lower your standards.

  Apology
My house doesn’t always look like this
Some days it’s even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,
and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is dark chocolate in one hand
and white chocolate in the other.

If you can laugh at yourself,
you will always be amused.

Help keep the kitchen clean
EAT OUT

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

*My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines.*

Shopping forever Housework, never!

Remember only dull women have immaculate houses.