Home > Uncategorized > Bush Publishes ‘I Can Has Prezidensy’: Exclusive: An Advance Look at Bush’s Book – Former President’s Memoir

Bush Publishes ‘I Can Has Prezidensy’: Exclusive: An Advance Look at Bush’s Book – Former President’s Memoir


From: borowitzreport.com <andy@borowitzreport.com>

Borowitz Report
Borowitz Report
   
November 8, 2010

Bush Publishes ‘I Can Has Prezidensy’

Advance Look at Former President’s Memoir

The Borowitz Report has obtained an advance copy of former President George W. Bush’s memoir, entitled I Can Has Prezidensy.  Here are some highlights:

— The book contains a “Where’s Waldo?” foldout section with WMDs.

— Bush says the biggest disappointment of his eight years in office was learning there was no Santa Claus

— The book’s appendix includes a series of connect-the-dot drawings Bush was unable to complete

— Bush on the unfinished business of his Presidency: “I never did learn how that neat story about the goat ended.”

— Bush’s memoir is a quick read, since 95% of it has been redacted by Dick Cheney

— Six months after the book’s publication there will be an English-language version

Get the Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox for free by clicking here.

The Los Angeles Times says Andy Borowitz has “one of the funniest Twitter feeds around.”  Follow Andy on Twitter here.

Andy's Upcoming Events
 

Upcoming Events

More Appearances Soon!

Watch this space for Andy's upcoming shows in Washington, D.C., New York and elsewhere.


   
  Delivered by MailChimp

Categories: Uncategorized
  1. No comments yet.
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: