Kalachuvadu book release – Jan 2nd.

http://www.kalachuvadu.com

Al Queda Special – Christmas Emails: YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…

Please check your self…please  if any of these are close to u then

*"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF…"*

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
"unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside  bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

NYTimes.com: Robert Wright: Is Julian Assange Helping the Neocons?

This page was sent to you by:  bsubra@yahoo.com Message from sender: WikiLeaks Assange will presumably get Time magazine's Person of the Year nod, and Time will no doubt remind us that the award recognizes impact, not virtue; Hitler and Stalin are past winners. OPINION   | December 07, 2010 Robert Wright: Is Julian Assange Helping the Neocons? By ROBERT WRIGHT Assessing whether WikiLeaks latest revelations are good – or evil. Copyright 2010  The New York Times Company | Privacy Policy

Iyers & Iyengars Song: அய்யர் பா(ட்)டு

IYER POEM..A time line of Iyer life

*Age: 6 Months*
All these mamas and maamis have come here…
For a grand welcome of their new born fellow Iyer…
And my parents will feed food to me with a ring…
And give me a name long enough for you to sing…
(Krishnamoorthy Venkataraghava krishna Doraiswamy,
but will simply call me Dorai!)

*Age: 10 years *
Topping my class is an inborn talent I possess
(We are an exception)
Teachers & relatives, whom I never fail to impress
Daily dosage of idli, dosai, sambar, rice and curd
Who on earth do you think will not turn into a nerd(hehe)

*Age: 22 Yrs*
(Just after graduation… preferably Electronics Engineering)
Yipeee Yipeee Yipeee… I completed my BE in IIT…
Also got a call from Infy…Ya right…Narayana Murthy…
( Proud fellow…Southie ! )
Up & Away to Bangalore by the next morning flight…
And then someday to USA…Yay Yay Yay…Onsite…
(You are right… rhyming no?!)

*Age: 26 Years*
(Single status in USA)
It has been four long years since I have come here…
And not a single girl who is ready to come near…
Here in United States I thought I’d get laid…
Down came crashing, the dreams that I’d made…

*Age: 30 Years*
(8 yrs On site, somewhere in USA)
I miss my sambhar rice and the tasty thair saadam(curd rice)
Will speak to amma to find me a homely madam…
Will leave for Thirunelveli on a 30 day leave…
And come back with a maami right up my sleeve…

*Age: 45 Years*
(Still on site, we think)
I have two kids, but there is a gripping fear…
Both of them have no signs of being an Iyer…
Krishnaswamy & Sreemahalakshmi I named them fondly…
But Chris & Sally I call them if I want them to even reply…

*Age: 60 Years*
(retire hogaya baap)
I am back to Thirunelveli with my ever faithful wife…
But my kids stayed there and think I don’t have a life…
Tirupati, Guruvayoor, Shabarimala all we’ve been to…
Sun TV is our faithful friend which we always turn to…

*Age: 75 years*
(Now everything seems impossible)
Ayyayyo, what happened to all my dreams?
They have all simply turned into screams.
Children have already married and divorced thrice,
Playing with our grandchildren would’ve been nice.
Left with us are only aches and pains,
Life is full of only losses, with no gains.
Are we going to be the last of the traditional Iyer generation?
To our children, tradition and culture are only a botheration!
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You won’t believe what Pranab just did: In Latest Compromise for JPC for Spectrum, Congress Agrees that A Rasa was a UDA Minister

December 7, 2010 In Latest Compromise with GOP, Obama Agrees He is a Muslim Place of Birth ‘Negotiable,’ President Says WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In his latest effort to find common ground with Republicans in Congress, President Barack Obama said today that he was willing to agree that he is a Muslim. Differences over his religious orientation have been a sore point between the President and his Republican foes for the past two years, but in agreeing that he is a Muslim Mr. Obama is sending a clear signal that he is trying to find consensus. “The American people do not want to see us fighting in Washington,” Mr. Obama told reporters at the White House.  “They want to see us working together to improve their lives, and Allah willing, we will.” But Mr. Obama’s willing to back down on his claim of being a Christian does not seem to have satisfied his Republican opposition, as GOP leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) today insisted that the President must also agree that he was born in Kenya. While Mr. Obama did not immediately agree to Rep. Bohener’s demand, he hinted that yet another compromise might be in the offing: “My place of birth has been, and will always be, negotiable.” White House sources indicated today that the President might be willing to meet the GOP halfway on his birthplace and say that he was born in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Elsewhere, moments after his capture in London, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange said, “I knew I shouldn’t have signed up for Foursquare.”

Quote for the day

There is a past that has not yet solidified, a past that is in the process of becoming itself. In our day-to-day lives we can perform deeds in full wide-eyed realization that we have no “alibi in being.” To understand this is to understand that, in the end, once any of our decisions or deeds are finally completed, we could not have done otherwise. As beings with free will, we can call back to ourselves from the future, meaning we can transform the future into the past. What exactly have you created today? if you didn’t create anything, don’t think for even a moment that you could have.

– Corey Anton
   American writer and educator(b. 1968)

Google: [Wikileaks & China] விக்கிலீக்ஸ்! சீனாவில் கூகிள் சேவை முடக்கப்பட்ட ரகசியம்

சமீபகாலமாக பரபரப்பாக பேசப்பட்டு வரும் விக்கிலீக்ஸ் இணையதளம் பல்வேறு நாடுகளை பற்றியும் அதன் தலைவர்களை பற்றிய ரகசியங்களையும் அமெரிக்க தூதரகங்கள் அமெரிக்காவுக்கு அனுப்பியிருந்தது இந்நிலையில்….

அந்த ரகசியங்கள் அனைத்தையும் விக்கிலீக்ஸ் தனது இணையதளத்தில் வெளியிட்டு உலகையே அதிரவைத்தது. இதையடுத்து  அமெரிக்காவின் நெருக்குதல் காரணமாக இணையதள சேவை வழங்கும் அமேசான், விக்கிலீக்ஸுடனான தனது ஒப்பந்தத்தை ரத்துசெய்துவிட்டது.  இதனால் விக்கிலீக்ஸ் இணையதளம் முடக்கப்பட்டது.

மேலும் தற்போது நன்கொடைகளைப் பெற விக்கிலீக்ஸ் பயன்படுத்திய கணக்கையும் பேபால் ரத்து செய்துவிட்டதனால் விக்கிலீக்ஸ் தனது முழு நிதி ஆதாரத்தையும் இழந்துள்ளது. இந் நிலையில் பிரபல தேடல் இணையதளமான கூகுள்,  சீனாவில் முடக்கப்பட்டதற்கான காரணத்தை விக்கிலீக்ஸ் இணையதளம் அம்பலப்படுத்தியுள்ளது இதை விக்கிலீக்ஸை மேற்கோள் காட்டி பிரிட்டனில் இருந்து வெளிவரும் ’கார்டியன்’நாளிதழ் தெரிவித்துள்ளது

சீனாவில் தனது இணையதளம் தொடர்ந்து சில விஷமிகளால் முடக்கப்பட்டதாலும், இணையதள தகவலுக்கு அந்நாட்டு அரசு கட்டுப்பாடுகளை விதித்ததாலும் சீனாவுக்கான தனது சேவையை கூகுள் மூடிவிட்டது. ஆனால், இந்த நடவடிக்கைகளுக்கான பின்னணி காரணத்தை விக்கிலீக்ஸ் தற்போது வெளியிட்டுள்ளது சீன ஆளுங்கட்சியான கம்யூனிஸ்ட் கட்சியின் உயர்மட்ட நிர்வாக குழுவான பொலிட்பீரோவில் 5-வது முக்கியத் தலைவராக இருப்பவர் லீ சங்சன்.

கூகுள் இணையதளத்தில் அவரைப் பற்றி கடுமையாக விமர்சித்து எழுதப்பட்ட ஏராளமான இணையதளப் பக்கங்கள் இருந்துள்ளன.  இதனால், கோபமடைந்த அவர் கூகுள் இணையதளத்தை சட்டவிரோதமாக அழிப்பதற்கான நடவடிக்கைகளுக்கு உத்தரவிட்டுள்ளார் என்று விக்கிலீக்ஸ் இணையதளம் தற்போது அம்பலப்படுத்தியுள்ளது.

Source : http://www.inneram.com/2010120512318/wiki-leaks-google-banned-in-china-why

Super Star Tamil Film Actor Rajini House at Pune – Robot Rajnikanth

Rajiniganth

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WikiLeaks Attempts to Expose Charu Nivethitha’s Thoughts, Finds Nothing: Hacking Former Writer’s Brain Proves Fruitless

December 6, 2010 WikiLeaks Attempts to Expose Palin’s Thoughts, Finds Nothing Hacking Former Governor’s Brain Proves Fruitless NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – WikilLeaks has finally met its match. That’s the bombshell from fugitive founder Julian Assange, who said that after months of hacking former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s brain, WikiLeaks has come up empty. “I challenge the best hackers in the business to have a look inside,” he said, speaking from an undisclosed location.  “There’s nothing there.” Mr. Assange, still on the run from authorities, said that once his team of hackers gained access to Gov. Palin’s brain, “What little we found there was so encrypted it bore no resemblance to any recognizable language.” The WikiLeaks founder said that his discovery about Gov. Palin’s brain is good news for her political future: “Most politicians have to worry about their private thoughts coming back to haunt them, but that clearly isn’t going to be a problem for her.” For her part, Gov. Palin seemed to be relishing her role as the one politician in the world who has nothing to fear from WikiLeaks. On Twitter, she addressed the following message to Mr. Assange: “How’s that Wiki-Leaky thing workin out for ya?”